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Ride the Moose

To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.
You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose
by Kevin "The Magician" S. May 19, 2008
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piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
by YAWA August 29, 2017
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The Morning Afters

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.
Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009
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on the molido

Used to describe someone who has just failed at life. Molido, the Spanish term for ground, as in ground meat, can be mistaken by English speakers for ground, as in the ground below your feet. This mistake can then be transferred to a description of someone who failed so hard, that they belong on the ground, below the rest of society.
Jeff: Wow, I just got lemonparty'd.
Darryl: Yeah, you're on the molido.
by Chubbiness April 21, 2011
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saul of the mole men

A fucked up show on adult swim. It makes no sense to me which makes it amusing. The sweet 2d effects add to the greatness.
of the program featured brief introductions for the crew of a subterranean drill module. The team, known as STRATA, included Captain Jim J. James, Lieutenant Jen E. James, Robot, Kiko the Mute Wildboy, and the "rest" of the STRATA action team (which included Saul and Don Rogers, a man with a shovel). The main character, Saul, is seen in the background in many of these scenes. All of the characters are killed within the first few seconds of the first episode, except Saul of the mole men, Robot, and a revived Johnny Tambourine.
by Tdowns September 17, 2007
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out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question
The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009
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going through the motions

To go through your everyday life in a mechanical manner, as in:
waking up,
going to work,
getting back home,
watching TV,
going to sleep,
repeat.

After an amount of time, it becomes really annoying and boring.
Makes you wanna kill yourself or start using drugs.

Also, an awesome song from "Once more, with feeling".
God, ever since the holidays began I've been going through the motions and doing the same damn thing every day with a total lack of interest.
Maybe I should get some pot.
by AdamZA October 15, 2008
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