julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.

“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”

by j’s tankk April 16, 2022

chicken caesar

A way most newbie weed smokers roll a blunt. Basically the easiest and most common roll.

Guy 1: Did you get the weed
Guy 2: Yeah. How you gonna roll it?
Guy 1: just a chicken caesar, i'm new at this!

by Basic.Bitch.Relates September 30, 2017

King Caesar

King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.

Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war

by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

by JizzyTim June 11, 2018

Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.

I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!

by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024