by naked chipmunk March 12, 2011
Get the snorg tees mug.an add that shows up on the side of urban dictionary, showing alot of hot chicks in tees. one notable add is a hot chick black short shorts and a grey tee shirt that says "Warning: I am tripping on you",she has a horney and surprised expression on her face with her mouth partialy opened like as if shes saying "huh!?". she distract you from the tee shirt add and gives you an errection lasting for 2 hours
snorg Tees, the company that uses hot chicks that are too disctracting and make people focus on the chicks insted of there products
by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011
Get the snorg tees mug.Telfs (plural)
Telf (singular)
Regional variation on chavs. Telfs are the stupid white underclass from the town of Telford in England (American's might call them white trash). They claim £8,000 a week in benefits which they spend on.....
BOYS; Gold Jewellery, 50 Cent Albums, Sportswear, Alchopops
GIRLS; Their 19 kids (or at least thats what they tell people, they more likely spend it on the same things the boys do)
Telfs are good for nothing except reproduction, which they excel at.
Telf (singular)
Regional variation on chavs. Telfs are the stupid white underclass from the town of Telford in England (American's might call them white trash). They claim £8,000 a week in benefits which they spend on.....
BOYS; Gold Jewellery, 50 Cent Albums, Sportswear, Alchopops
GIRLS; Their 19 kids (or at least thats what they tell people, they more likely spend it on the same things the boys do)
Telfs are good for nothing except reproduction, which they excel at.
(Man walks in to Telford bus station)
Man: Excuse me, can I get past please?
Telf Girl: WTF! Get of me yo homo. My boyfriend Liam is gonna kick yo when he gets out of tha yung offenders unit. Can't yo c ive got me little babies Marshall and Mathers to luk afta......0h damn.....where did i leave em this time?
Man: Damn it I hate telfs
Man: Excuse me, can I get past please?
Telf Girl: WTF! Get of me yo homo. My boyfriend Liam is gonna kick yo when he gets out of tha yung offenders unit. Can't yo c ive got me little babies Marshall and Mathers to luk afta......0h damn.....where did i leave em this time?
Man: Damn it I hate telfs
by dan(paste) July 11, 2007
Get the telfs mug.Busted tees aside from being a tees shirt company is actually a slag term for a shirt that is jaded or worn to get attention. the shirts on that site arn't that bad and they advertise on most websites now so shut the fuck up about them advertising on urban dictionary. some shirts i must admit tho are shitty
"tees shirt company that only advertises on urban dictionary and has shitty shirts. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"did u see the shirt ted was wearing. yeah it was so busted. or ted was wearing some stupid busted tee today.
busted tees arnt that bad
"did u see the shirt ted was wearing. yeah it was so busted. or ted was wearing some stupid busted tee today.
busted tees arnt that bad
by pklisi January 11, 2008
Get the Busted Tees mug.t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.
by mickey brown March 7, 2007
Get the busted tees mug.A teef is an extreme version of a petty thief. If someone "teefs" something they took without consent but it is so little that the victim wouldn't care about the loss.
by Baggaz March 16, 2009
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