Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

by kutmye July 19, 2009

terts ma gerts

Perform fellatio on a blonde or orange haired kid in high school. Preferably one involved in high school debate.

I totally promised Jonny some terts ma gerts. Good thing he is blond and or orange haired. Plus he is on the debate team!

by someguy19979074749 November 27, 2012

cyock and teets

As a student systems admin at my college,
our group office was across the hall from one of our Middle Eastern professors. We
often had talks of sexual nature with our
office door open. At one point we imagined
him complaining about us in a heavy accent
and trying to say cock and tits.

All dat dey are talking about is cyock and teets!

by Dan Logcher June 30, 2004

teets

A girl with small titties

Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.

by yo_daddyB June 12, 2005

TBTS

abreviation for "Too Bad Too Sad" a term showing false pity or a distant term used to make the one saying it seem badass in a sad situation

girl #1 did you hear about that 87 year old woman who got hit by a car while crossing the street?

girl #2 what about it?

girl #1 is'nt that horrible!

girl #2 TBTS....

by jolly*rancher ^_^ May 4, 2009

tetses

meaning to suck

tetses klir es boze texa
(suck my dick)

by mgj April 1, 2004

tetsura

This little bitch here tricked me and then she posted all this shit in irc and... Im going to cry :'(

Tetsura is the evil bitch of the world she will dominate all the evil girls.

by eBay January 9, 2005