Tard Density

Or TD for short is a name to describe the amount of tards in a given area.

The TD scale ranges from from 0 to 100 where 0 is an empty building and 100 is so massive that only Chuck Norris could survive.

TD can be used either as an percentage or as arbitrary scale.

"God I traveled with the Metro today and the TD was massive like 80"

"I had a lovely vacation, the Tard Density was only around 5"

by uberEpicDonkey March 24, 2010

Avant-tard

The attempt to pull off something as edgy, experimental and cool but fails.

"Wow. The band was totally avant-tard."

by Taryn R April 7, 2008

Grecian Tard

The actual meaning is a dress from a greek origin however in slang terms it is an offence.

Grecian - to look like a llama or alpaca species
Tard- idiot

Girl 1: hey that guy looks like a llama dont you think?
Girl 2: yeah he kinda does, i have heard he is such an idiot
Girl 1: well then i guess he is a grecian tard

by WillCollins April 7, 2010

E Tard

Someone who is stupid from overuse of extacy
Or someone who overuses it.

"Beth is totally an E Tard ... "
"You're turning into an E Tard"

by T.ShNooKs August 20, 2006

nerd tard

those kids at school who are really dumb but get good grades cause they hang out with the nerdy kids, study way too much and suck up to teachers

they have no real friends

raji is such a nerd tard, she asked a million questions about the same thing

by thebiggestbossintheworld May 21, 2009

fag-tarded

nothing but fags that are COMPLETELY retarded douches that do nothing but flex and talk about alduterating women with their "Big Dicks" when in fact they all have the smallest dicks on earth and the women are all just ugly ass hoes and sluts

John: Hey Bill. Have you seen that show "Jersey Shore"?
Dave: yeah. that show is fag-tarded... all the chicks are hoes and the guys are all douches with small dicks

by Katasaurus December 17, 2009

Twi-tard

Over the top fans of the Vampire series "Twilight". The kind of person who stands in line all day to get in to the midnight showing of the latest Twilight movie. Most likely they have read all the books and have picked a side... "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob." These people sometimes call themselves

Twi-hards.

Dude 1:Hey, so we going out clubbing tonight?
Dude 2: Ah no bro, I'm already on my way to see Twilight Eclipse at the midnight showing!
Dude 1: Wow, I never pegged you for such a Twi-tard!

by darkwolf2u July 7, 2010