stoned

*way past high!!
*being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where...
-time skips,
-laughing is impossible to resist,
-evrything is like a dream,
-you get big time munchies,
-usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops,
-everything is an amazing expieience,
-riddles and math confuse the hell out of you,
-first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr,
-but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end.
aka...
-baked
-zooted
-fried

alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed

by qtiptt May 13, 2007

Stoned

The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.

Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final.
Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard

by JZFairfield December 6, 2011

stoned

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.

I'm fine stoned.

by Gwendolyn June 16, 2004

StonedPenguin

To change the mind regarding MMORPG games and go from game to game declaring each one is better than the last only to change mind within 1-2 weeeks.

Also refers to being Northern and smoking a lot of drugs.

"I love WoW"
"Dude, you loved EQ2 last week, you're such a StonedPenguin"

by Some Dude December 21, 2004

stoned

Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.

1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.

by CeeCrazzy July 13, 2009

stoned

The sate in which oneself has done too much mary jane and is no longer completely aware of what is hapening. Also will make you sleepy and lazy.

"Doing things is over rated. Hitler did a lot of things but dont we all wish he would have stayed home and gotton stoned?

by ultrabeast November 9, 2003

stovepipe

A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.

by Ted Hollister May 13, 2011