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Steven

The most amazing, wonderful, awesome person in the world. Often sarcastic but this makes up a lot of their funniness. Handsome. Some might say a little geeky looking as most Stevens have glasses. This, instead has an opposite effect. Stevens are very handsome, smart, funny, and have amazing fake accents. AMAZING KISSERS. If you have never dated a Steven I highly suggest it. They love like it is the last thing they will ever do. And as most who are lucky enough to somehow convince these amazing people to love them will be set for life. Synonyms often include: smart butt, smart alec, funny, amazing, caring, kind, generous, stubborn (like Italians), awesome.
Literal meaning: crowned one
Sarah: Who is thaaaatttt?

Serenity: The one who just opened the door for that little kid?
Sarah: Yeaaaah. Hes cute!!!!
Serenity: Oh. That's Steven. Hes amazing.
Sarah: Isn't that you're boyfriend?
Serenity: Yeah. Hes a really good kisser.
Sarah: lucky....
by dark_angel.040 July 7, 2011
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Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).
Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
by teethgrinder May 31, 2004
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Steven

Only a Steven could help me get over my ex boyfriend.
by Corinne Vine April 18, 2010
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Steven

"Your Such A Steven!"
by Wee Jimmy Poo Poo April 30, 2006
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Steventon

A Steventon is generally someone who commands vast amounts of respect. This is a term used to generalize someone who can relate to either being super awesome, incredibly cool or super awesome. Oh wait mentioned that one already.
Look at that Steventon over there scrapping with his beezy on thiz in the bay!
by thuglife101 March 17, 2009
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Stevanna

A true friend who is caring an funny an is always there for her friends
Stevanna is my best friend
by Lola246 February 3, 2017
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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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