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Stool Pigeoned

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.
by craigb January 18, 2008
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stoolpendous

The Chargers are a stoolpendous team
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stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?
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Stooly

A name given to a guy who is a larger then life fan of giving butt love to the ladies.
Woman : When Stooly is in my butt you know it's love.
by Toque August 13, 2003
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happy stool

A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl
"Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"
by *xJennx* April 10, 2003
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Stool Cup

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013
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