The Squid

When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.

Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.

Bob: Nice.

by Wook January 28, 2008

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squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007

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Squidgy

squidgy is the action of performing aggressive anal with a boy or girl. While this is occurring multiple fluids come into play. These fluids include, saliva, blood, semen, urine, and often tears.

Sam: Hey Ivy would you like to have squidgy with me.

Ivy: yes I would love to have squidgy with you.

by The Chewy G0d October 22, 2019

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Squid

An individual lacking moral character; spineless.

"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"

by alwayslate January 22, 2009

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A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

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