Doodly-squat

Of no significance, rank or importance. The word “doodle” was in wide slang usage throughout the 19th Century to mean a fool, a clueless soldier or a penis. The term was in wide use during the Great Depression and was joined by the updated version "diddly-shit" in the 1960s.

“My gal is red hot (Your gal ain't doodly-squat)”
-- from the oft-covered 1950s song "Red Hot"

by Bill Peters October 7, 2006

asian squat

Performed by asian male fobs. The characteristics of this squat include buttock to ankle contact and knees spread apart way past shoulder width. Most commonly in the asian squat, one hand is used to smoke a cigarette while the other hand is used to hold back long bleached blonde hair that is covering the face. Asian males are often observed exhibiting this behavior in groups, either playing a game of deuces or in front of a crappy rice rocket.

The asian squat is a typical asian fob behavior.

by The City April 11, 2004

Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.

by manswer April 29, 2009

squat cobbler

A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.

I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.

by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016

squat party

Illegal all night rave held in abandonned buildings and populated by crusties, pikeys and munters

Man I got some banging K from that squat party in the old MI5 building.

by mista fuse May 28, 2003

cop a squat

Meaning to have a seat.

"Cop a squat right here sir."
"What?"
"Sit your ass down."
"O.K."

by Jamie Girl August 20, 2003

Pop a squat

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!

by Troop 129 September 4, 2005