sloth moccasin

A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.

Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.

by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010

sloth rape

Unwanted penetration from a sloth.

I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

Sloths

(n)They eat bamboo, but prefer your girlfriend's pussy.

Sloths sleep 18 hours but always party 24!

by EEFakaCorleone June 15, 2008

Sid the Sloth

someone that looks like Sid from Ice Age

"That looks like Sid the Sloth""Is it Max Benjamin?""yeah""totally"

by Chuballuu May 16, 2010

smooth

The state of extreme smoothness. Smooth behavior in an individual is usually demonstrated by:
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are smoother than every one around them

Note: achieving such a level of smoothness is normally obtained through a process called “smoothing up”.

1) "Hey man, you see that Ray Allen jumpshot?
"Yeah, that was smooth"

2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just smoothing up."

3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're so smooth"

by TTblogger January 11, 2009

slothed

To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.

I was so slothed last night i dont remember anything.

by SteveGez September 24, 2006

shoothing

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

by ThomasB January 22, 2007