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Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
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Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.
Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!
by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014
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everlasting cumm stopper

A promiscuous girl that takes on many partners in short periods of time. A deep vagina with seemingly no bottom. Ability for deep insertion.
The bitch fucked everybody in your crew? Thank stanky ho like a everlasting cumm stopper.
by guda getta November 11, 2015
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UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats
The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.
by Innovations and More November 8, 2018
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low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.
"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"
by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005
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pizza slopper

the act of taking a piece of pizza laying it on a poone, then repeatidly pound it into the poone with your penis untill it is nice and packed inside.
Matt:I gave that cunt danielle a pizza slopper.....she deserved it.
Danielle:its been 2 weeks and i still smell like peperoni!
Anthony:slay...
by brudders February 21, 2008
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Tray Sloppers

Dirty sluts that give a sloppy blow job.
"Man, does hos right there? They tray sloppers."
by chad ginsburg February 12, 2009
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