shitfiddler

Just a dumb fuck who can't comprehend the simplest commands.

"Jeff, wheres my coffee you shitfiddler?"

"Jeff, wheres my coffee you shitfiddler?"
See wiffenwapper

by blacklistXx August 16, 2009

shitfit (n)

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitface

One who is extremely repulsive. This insult may also be used in completely irrelevant situations as well, which do not conform to its formal definition.

See you in hell shitface!
Keith, you shitface!

by Tom Main February 7, 2003

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

shitface

Shitface is the look somebody gives after taking a shot of liquor. If somebody is shitfaced he/she has drank too much and their face shows it.

"Haha, you missed the shitface on that prick while you were in the bathroom!" or "im going to be sporting my shitface tonight"

by Shitfourbrains December 13, 2008