Sharking

The act of sticking your penis, commonly known as cock, into someone else's ear. This should be, but is not necessarily, a surprise act.

The act of sharking is strongly frowned upon in some societies.


I just decided to fucking shark that bitch.

That mother-fucker just sharked me!

by Sharkmeister AKA Kakashi February 23, 2009

Shark

Verb: to shark, to frequently come close to a goal but never achieve that goal.

The San Jose Sharks sharked it again. They made it to the playoffs but didn't win the Stanley Cup.

by deadguppys April 9, 2011

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Sirota June 4, 2011

Sharks

It’s people who hear about something bad, whether it be on social media or not, and they gossip about this specific subject for hours/twitter threads on end, not even knowing either sides true story.

“Those sharks are just ripping post Malone’s ex girlfriend apart on twitter. I bet she’s not even he real girl!”

by Therealshark June 16, 2018

Sharked

The act of biting somebody's cheeks.

Ah! he just sharked me. My cheeks are sore

by nikkkiiii February 10, 2009

Shark

Reposting a link, comment, status update, tweet, or other social networking tidbit without giving credit to its creator.

Did you see Zach's last tweet? It was much more clever than usual. I bet he totally sharked it.

by danimaltheanimal June 22, 2010

the shark

When you've eaten alot and afterwards you feel sleepy or actually have a nap/fall asleep. Taken from a scientific finding that sharks fall asleep after eating due to chemicals in their brain.

" ohhh i've got the shark, i'm going for a nap "
OR
" i think i've got the shark"
OR
" zzzzzzzzzzz " < the shark just got you.

by Sarah and her housemates! April 10, 2007