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Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.
John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce
by 05mark16 October 27, 2022
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schmucktivity

(v) Describing an activity or event involving an idiot, fuckhead.
Due to John's schmucktivity, feces and urine spilled all over the bathroom floor because he flushed paper towels down the toilet bowl in a public restroom at the movie theater.
by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023
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Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.
"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.
by Signal 30 August 23, 2023
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Joe Scheckner

Another name for a asshole, drug-using tweaker. Known to be seen with ugly trailer-trash, hillbilly-looking ogres (chicks) . In other words, a Joe Scheckner is a type of person that needs to get their priorities straight and learn to fuck off when told the first time. But beware, a Joe Scheckner is one that often looks to fight anything that breathes air. Do not befriend a Joey Scheckner, for if you do you are subjected to run-ins with the law.
"Who's that tool-bag over there?!"

"Oh don't look at him that way, he'll wanna kick your ass! That's a Joe Scheckner!"
by mcss August 11, 2012
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Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.
Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.
by ViHelena May 24, 2018
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Mrs. Schmuck

Has the big gay. Old hag bitch. Straight Up Cunt (SUC)
Mrs. Schmuck is a Mrs Schmuck
by JazzLover69 September 5, 2018
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schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
by kdawg September 27, 2003
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