schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Schlockumentary

When a documentary producer fails to shoot sufficient footage and the film then has to be padded out in post production with jokes, skits and irrelevant distractions.

Ironically, the dancing text messages were the best part of that Schlockumentary.

by Bloobo June 11, 2015

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

Schfuck

A Schmuck who is so bad that you don’t give a shit or a fuck about.

I always thought that Josh was just a schmuck, but after the antics he pulled last nighy, he is really a schfuck.

by $waggyT February 24, 2019

Schmucks Deluxe

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

Schmück

A schmück is a extremely retarded person. This word is commonly used by Tom, his perm is gay and so is he.

Person: I heard Henry suck massive black cock.
Tom: what a schmück

by Henryhasasmollcock December 3, 2019

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021