1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 08, 2010
A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.
by Ashley McSchlong January 01, 2006
Schlong monger, where's my beer?
by black jesus May 02, 2003
*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
by Funny buoi December 01, 2016
The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up
by A Furry August 20, 2009
Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit
by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 03, 2007
When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
by 0929 February 29, 2016