My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay

God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are

by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

schlong

A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.

MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!

by bobthehairypenis December 6, 2009

Schlong

Sacred man item.

Hey man, don't touch his schlongs!

by TouchHisSchlongs July 2, 2009

Schlong

An abnormaly long penis.

"yeah, did you know that Billy had a schlong?"

by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 29, 2009

schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

Massive Schlong

a MASSIVE wang

"Derek has a massive schlong" said Brenda

by LORD Schlong February 16, 2018