Safety

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Salty Hook

The act of rubbing your index finger on your sweaty balls and putting your finger shaped like a hook in your buds mouth and scraping his inner cheek giving it that strong salty taste.

Damn it Tom why did you have to give me the old salty hook?!!!

by Ginger Rednuts5 December 19, 2008

safety break

a code word for smoking pot, usually with a bunch of friends

They're all outside taking a safety break

by Honey Wychwood May 1, 2006

Don't be Salty

see salty

salty- to be angry, infuriated, or annoyed.

when someone becomes upset with you. Tell them not to be so salty, or "Don't be salty" about...

by Ryne and Reid October 7, 2006

Salty Pirate

Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.

I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

saft

A contraction of silly and daft having the same meaning - stupid, foolish

Commonly used in the Black Country area of Central United Kingdom

My father's saft, he didn't realise he had to take the wrapper off the food before putting it in the oven

"He's a saft 'un ay e" (imagine the Black Country accent)

by MasterGus June 27, 2005

Safety Pack

A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.

Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??

Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.

Jason: True story, safety pack on deck

by Jason J Rock April 8, 2011