Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

deep root

When a person sticks their tongue so far in your mouth you can feel it in your throat

The girl I got with deep rooted me.

by Defintion God42 December 30, 2016

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Nappy Roots

An underrated alternative rap group from Kentucky, formerly consisting of R Prophet, Big V, Skinny Deville, Ron Clutch, Fish Scales, and B Stille. R Prophet and Big V have left the group, leaving 4 members left.

Makes very good music that makes people believe in hip hop again, unlike those fake mainstream rappers. Their lyrics contain minimal cussing yet their flow is really good. They were a best selling group in 2002, but many people are starting to forget them.

Bottom line: Listen to Nappy Roots more.

John: I don't like how many rappers nowadays are fake and always talk about weed and hoes.

Susan: Listen to Nappy Roots! There a really good rap group

Good Nappy Roots songs: How I Do, Awnaw, Good Day, Po' Folks, The People

by realacy November 23, 2014

snot root

South Australian slang for the act of picking your nose.

She caught me having a snot root.

by Mykro76 April 7, 2010