tps reports

Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.

For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".

by Sputnik September 9, 2004

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

Retroterms

Words or phrases that no longer have meaning in popular culture.

Saying you sound like "a broken record" is a Retroterms.

by Korbeen February 27, 2011

retrotronic

Retro-electronics. Obsolete electronics fashioned as gifts.

Woman: I don't know what to get you for Valentine's day.

Man: Electronics.

Woman: But you're the electronic man. I would end up getting you a walkman or something.

Man: Woot! Retrotronic!

Woman: Take that, hipsters.

by penlaster March 2, 2011

Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011

reporter laugh

When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.

Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."

Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"

by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012

reproduce juice

A bodily fluid that can make a baby

I think that girl wants some of his reproduce juice.

by Mattyyahoo December 28, 2017