Retro-electronics. Obsolete electronics fashioned as gifts.
Woman: I don't know what to get you for Valentine's day.

Man: Electronics.

Woman: But you're the electronic man. I would end up getting you a walkman or something.

Man: Woot! Retrotronic!

Woman: Take that, hipsters.
by penlaster February 14, 2011
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