jk rowling

'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.

"Wow he's really hot"

"Um are you being serious"
"No hahahaha I'm jk rowling you"

by flingo45 November 8, 2013

JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010

JK Rowling

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

by SongGirl August 28, 2013

rawlings tattoo

The imprint of stitches from getting hit by a baseball.

Luke drank too much beer in the sun before his softball game and came home with a rawlings tattoo.

by Mack Donahue May 11, 2015

Rawlings Time

An indefinite quantity of time

They are on Rawlings time again

by simp110111 March 28, 2022

rawlinz

Rawlinz is a shmeat slinga, you'll know it when u feel it. Rawlinz is the kinda guy that you want to be around when your harder then a rock because he knows how to please a man. He's all around a great guy and you'll never get better head from any other man.

Hey Rawlinz can I get special Gluck Gluck 9,000

by Sloptopgiver November 18, 2023

Rawlinz

Rawlinz is a shmeat slinga you'll know it when you feel it. Rawlinz is the kind of guy that will treat you good when your hard as a rock. Everyone needs a Rawlinz in their life because you'll never get better head from any other man

Rawlinz I need some of that Gluck Gluck 9,000

by Sloptopgiver November 18, 2023