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pussy whipped 

When a man ditches his buddies to be with his girl in hopes of getting laid.
Look at him leaving already. He's so pussy whipped.
pussy whipped by thePINKlife December 15, 2008

pussy whipped 

Failure to produce your testicles during male defining times, like inviting your wife out on guys night out.
Mick says "If we are going to have the celebration at Globe...on a Thursday night...can we open it up a little and call it "Wives-Optional but no kids"...? Not that she wants to hear me talk about softball anymore, but I'd feel better if I invited her and THEN she called me an idiot and refused to come along...." Translation, "I am a pussy whipped biaaccchhh"
pussy whipped by Big Dog55 October 8, 2005

pussy whipped bitch 

"I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy lips..."

pussy whipped 

The act of opening one's Nascar Fantasy league to wives, female friends, girlfriends/wives of male friends. Completely subjugating all desire, urge and instinct to speak manly thoughts amongst brethren. Crisis of identity usually resulting in an inability to dress one's self and sitting down when pissing. See also nancy-boy and girly-man
"Did you hear about Andrew? He can't come out for a beer because he's at home watching TIVO'd episodes of Grey's Anatomy." "That guy is so pussy whipped I bet his taint has Tampon dents"
pussy whipped by Johnnycat December 14, 2008

pussy-whipped 

Any guy who has no control over his manhood, he trades it in for pussy, she knows it and uses it to control him.
pussy-whipped by john September 12, 2003

pussy whipped 

Look up Seizure

can also be when your grl has you by the balls
Zack's good arm is pussy whipped to jerk
pussy whipped by Greg Romano November 29, 2004