punt nugget

When your a stupid cunt

Why are you being a stupid punt nugget

by Ogle google April 4, 2022

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.

I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.

by Bolligal February 2, 2017

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.

Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.

by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

camel punt

When a man kicks, or "punts" a woman who's vagina is exposed through her clothing, or, "has a camel toe"

Johnny saw that nasty hoe on the street and camel punted her.

by Camelpunter January 13, 2014

Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.

Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.

by Shayna16 December 21, 2020