A continuation of Favre Watch, a series of the ongoing, episodic, soap opera like exploits of Brett Favre chronicling his second comeback from retirement and signing with the Minnesota Vikings.
FIRST EPISODE: On the morning of August 18th , 2009, WCCO-TV, a CBS affiliate in Minneapolis, Minnesota reported that Favre would sign with the Minnesota Vikings later in the day. ESPN.com later reported the same news, as Favre would sign a contract with the Vikings pending a physical.
SECOND EPISODE: Favre officially signed with the Minnesota Vikings on August 18, 2009. He was signed to a two-year, $25 million deal. The contract stipulates that Favre is slated to make $12 million in 2009 and $13 million in 2010. The contract does not contain performance bonuses/incentives, like most other NFL contracts, and $6 million is guaranteed for skill and injury. This means that if Favre does badly over the next few weeks the Vikings can’t get out for less than six million. The contract also states that the 2009 salary payments are deferred, $4 million over the season, $4 million in March and $4 million in 2011.
THIRD EPISODE: In an August 19th news conference, Favre tells of the events that made him decide to sign with the Vikings. Among the reasons stated were that a call from Brad Childress came just as he was working out his throwing arm. Favre stated that his arm wasn’t 100% but it was good. Part of Favre’s decision was based encouragement from family and friends.
FIRST EPISODE: On the morning of August 18th , 2009, WCCO-TV, a CBS affiliate in Minneapolis, Minnesota reported that Favre would sign with the Minnesota Vikings later in the day. ESPN.com later reported the same news, as Favre would sign a contract with the Vikings pending a physical.
SECOND EPISODE: Favre officially signed with the Minnesota Vikings on August 18, 2009. He was signed to a two-year, $25 million deal. The contract stipulates that Favre is slated to make $12 million in 2009 and $13 million in 2010. The contract does not contain performance bonuses/incentives, like most other NFL contracts, and $6 million is guaranteed for skill and injury. This means that if Favre does badly over the next few weeks the Vikings can’t get out for less than six million. The contract also states that the 2009 salary payments are deferred, $4 million over the season, $4 million in March and $4 million in 2011.
THIRD EPISODE: In an August 19th news conference, Favre tells of the events that made him decide to sign with the Vikings. Among the reasons stated were that a call from Brad Childress came just as he was working out his throwing arm. Favre stated that his arm wasn’t 100% but it was good. Part of Favre’s decision was based encouragement from family and friends.
Favre Watch pt. II
Guy 1: You hear? Brett Favre just signed with the Vikings.
Guy 2: See, I told you he’d add a new chapter to the Favre Watch!
Guy 1: So, what’s that mean for the Vikings?
Guy 2: Well, love him or hate him, you can’t deny that he’ll add some stability to the QB situation in Minnesota. Something they haven’t had since Daunte Culpepper. Unfortunately one of their other three QB’s will be cut. Probably most likely it will be John David Booty.
Guy 1: Yeah that’s real sad… but what are their chances? How do you think they’ll do?
Guy 2: Well, they went 10-6 without a QB relying on Adrian Peterson. So they’ll probably go 13-3, win their division and make a deep run into the playoffs.
Guy 1: Really?! Hmm….
*Guy 1 Checks watch*
Guy 2: What are you doing?
Guy 1: Uhhh, how long is the betting parl….uhh….I mean bank open?
Guy 2: Beats me.
Guy 1: Well going to the err... bank. Yep, that’s it; I’m going to the post office
Guy 2: What I thought you said you were going to the bank?.
*Guy 1 leaves and bets $50,000 of Guy 2’s money on the Vikings winning Super Bowl XLIV*
Guy 1: You hear? Brett Favre just signed with the Vikings.
Guy 2: See, I told you he’d add a new chapter to the Favre Watch!
Guy 1: So, what’s that mean for the Vikings?
Guy 2: Well, love him or hate him, you can’t deny that he’ll add some stability to the QB situation in Minnesota. Something they haven’t had since Daunte Culpepper. Unfortunately one of their other three QB’s will be cut. Probably most likely it will be John David Booty.
Guy 1: Yeah that’s real sad… but what are their chances? How do you think they’ll do?
Guy 2: Well, they went 10-6 without a QB relying on Adrian Peterson. So they’ll probably go 13-3, win their division and make a deep run into the playoffs.
Guy 1: Really?! Hmm….
*Guy 1 Checks watch*
Guy 2: What are you doing?
Guy 1: Uhhh, how long is the betting parl….uhh….I mean bank open?
Guy 2: Beats me.
Guy 1: Well going to the err... bank. Yep, that’s it; I’m going to the post office
Guy 2: What I thought you said you were going to the bank?.
*Guy 1 leaves and bets $50,000 of Guy 2’s money on the Vikings winning Super Bowl XLIV*
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notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
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But one day, the world changed. Monsters appeared, creatures that no one had ever seen before. They were fierce and unstoppable, and they quickly overran the world. People were forced to flee their homes and hide in fear, never knowing when the monsters would find them.
Vilmer was one of the lucky ones. He had managed to escape to a small cabin in the woods, far away from the cities where the monsters had taken over. But he couldn't just sit and wait for help to arrive. He knew he had to do something.
That's when he had an idea. What if he used his artistic talent to fight the monsters? He grabbed his sketchbook and began to draw. He drew pictures of the monsters, studying their every detail. And as he drew, he realized something incredible: his drawings had power. They could bring the monsters to life, but in a different way than he had ever imagined.
But one day, the world changed. Monsters appeared, creatures that no one had ever seen before. They were fierce and unstoppable, and they quickly overran the world. People were forced to flee their homes and hide in fear, never knowing when the monsters would find them.
Vilmer was one of the lucky ones. He had managed to escape to a small cabin in the woods, far away from the cities where the monsters had taken over. But he couldn't just sit and wait for help to arrive. He knew he had to do something.
That's when he had an idea. What if he used his artistic talent to fight the monsters? He grabbed his sketchbook and began to draw. He drew pictures of the monsters, studying their every detail. And as he drew, he realized something incredible: his drawings had power. They could bring the monsters to life, but in a different way than he had ever imagined.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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The monsters he created battled the monsters that had taken over the world, and they won. The creatures that had once struck fear into the hearts of humans were no match for Vilmer's artistic talent. His drawings had saved the world.
People began to return to their homes, and Vilmer's fame spread far and wide. They called him the Artist Savior, and his drawings were celebrated as a symbol of hope and inspiration. But Vilmer didn't care about fame. He was just glad that he could use his talent to make a difference.
And so, Vilmer continued to draw, using his art to protect the world from the monsters that threatened it. His sketchbook became his weapon, and his artistic talent his greatest strength. And as long as there were monsters to fight, Vilmer would be there, pencil in hand, ready to take them on.
The monsters he created battled the monsters that had taken over the world, and they won. The creatures that had once struck fear into the hearts of humans were no match for Vilmer's artistic talent. His drawings had saved the world.
People began to return to their homes, and Vilmer's fame spread far and wide. They called him the Artist Savior, and his drawings were celebrated as a symbol of hope and inspiration. But Vilmer didn't care about fame. He was just glad that he could use his talent to make a difference.
And so, Vilmer continued to draw, using his art to protect the world from the monsters that threatened it. His sketchbook became his weapon, and his artistic talent his greatest strength. And as long as there were monsters to fight, Vilmer would be there, pencil in hand, ready to take them on.
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