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Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.
After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".
by julie30302 September 24, 2009
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The Past Is Present

I went to see The Past Is Present and they kicked ass!
by Double V October 23, 2006
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forget the past, walk the present, create future

it is a phrase created by CsL in conjunction with new year eve to remind people around to leave what is deemed past and create your own desired future path.
don't be sad, as what past is deemed to be past. So, "forget the past, walk the present, create future".
by bryancsl January 4, 2012
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Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.
We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!
by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010
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sickness presenteeism

a tendency of going to the office to work despite being ill, ignoring the disease and treatment.
by uttam maharjan May 14, 2010
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Christmas present

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.
by Chad March 14, 2005
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Presentate

To loudly, rudely, or annoyingly talk with food in your mouth.
Don't presentate at the restaurant .

It is rude to presentate in public.
Ew! Stop presentating, it's disgusting.
by C.N.Hebert May 30, 2018
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