Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man

"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "

by Marie Costello August 26, 2007

Fed posting

Fed posting is when an obvious federal agent is trying to pose as a harmless social media user but is obviously trying to remove any opposition to the American authority by either lying about communism or spreading bait for potential incriminating responses

Pretty online girl: I don't like what the Chinese Communist Party is doing with communism to fight America

Everyone else: Nice try, CIA. Next time maybe make it less obvious you're fed posting

by Definetly not the CIA February 1, 2023

Shit posting

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups

Does georgina ever stop with the shit posting?

by dankboo November 27, 2018

fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

Yoghurt-potting

When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!

Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!

by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013

Posing

Portraying yourself as something other than who you are.

You are not your grandmother you never met, the other people you've been imitating most of your life, or anybody else you've been posing as. You're you, even if you'd rather be those other people.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009