Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

Deaf Poets

A Miami based Bluesy-Garage rock band formed in late 2009. Comprised of panty drip maker frontman Sean Wouters and the monogamous, Nikolas Espinosa.

Basically, they're the only underground group from Miami that is worth spending two and a half minutes over to like/love their driven, epic music.

Oh Sally!

Hey brah, you heard that new Deaf Poets joint? Shits fucking EPIC.

by Missy Malone June 20, 2011

Pokes

a girls vagina or hot box

her pokes is really wet

by Michael Murray February 5, 2004

Billy-Pones

A pair of Pony cleats that are gained through joining a school athletic team with the attainer of the Pony cleats quitting directly after aquisition of said cleats, and then wearing the same cleats to school and other public functions until the cleats are worn down to shoes.

Dude, remember in 7th grade when that fool sported the Billy-Pones?

by Raagers October 11, 2004

popes

The police, the cops, the fuzz, 5O.

Shit G, the popes is comin' we best be getting the hell outta here.

by BadBoyUnleashed March 11, 2004

Podestrian

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free.

-Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it.
They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase?
Podestrian: Huh?
Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE?
Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)......
Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:.
This is just just another Podestrian. *

by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005

polested

Having been molested with Papal approval.

Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.

by rickrocks April 16, 2010