Phantom uh da Oprah

silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman

Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

I hope they cancel Oprah

A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.

From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.

Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

by da_wick3d_boi96 September 1, 2018

I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

by Crzycoco February 1, 2010

oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...

Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!

by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019

oprah breakwind

When you have a long and gurgling fart just before you drop ass.

Was so hungover New years day, when I sat down on the shitter to donate my good morning dump I was also greeted with an Oprah Breakwind.

by thathandleisalreadyused&abused April 5, 2021

The Oprah Conjecture

The Oprah Conjecture is the theory that any organized conspiracy of substantial is impossible because one of the members would reveal the secret to Oprah Winfrey, who would publicize it on her show.

The queen cannot be an alien, for if she was The Oprah Conjecture, tells us it would have already been revealed.

by super_the_science August 9, 2023