Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
Friend one: Hey guys i accidentally ordered too many headphones, so you all get one. ''You get headphones'' ''She gets headphones'' ''He gets headphones'' ''YOU ALL GET headphones''
Friend two: Did you just pull an oprah?