onslaught

A noobed game type in Unreal Tournament 2004 that focuses on camping with vehicles. The people playing are usually autistic 11 year olds who can't speak english and have zero fragging skills.

also known as yawnslaught.

Final score on DM-1on1-Roughinery:
30 Player1
-5 OnslaughtNOOB

Player 1: "Haha, you suck 1v1. Owned."
OnslaughtNOOB: "STFU ILL KILL YOU WITH A GOLIATH TANK IN ONS-TORLAN BRING IT"

by Player1 December 30, 2005

What's on ________'s iPod?

a very popular youtube subject. If you need to click on the youtube definition, you suck.

"What's on ________'s iPod?" (blond girl appears on screen with iPod headphones on, and pieces of songs play as she lipsynchs.) Subtitles; Love, Hate, Love*Downer*Black Hole Sun*Chemicals*Say Yes*Devour*Stairway to Heaven*Wake Me Up when September Ends*Right Turn*(improvise a faster grunge song here, then fade to black.)

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

Sudden Onset Gravity Attack

Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.

Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack

by ne014x August 5, 2011

onshoring

The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.

A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.

by jevanyn August 20, 2010

adult onset downs (A.O.D.)

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation

"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"

by Andrew LanDOWNS January 22, 2009

onslow

A synonym for 'bad'. Something that is onslow can mean that it is of a lower standard compared to something, or can also mean that it is undesirable.

'That is so onslow!'
'This school is onslow!'
'This place is teh onslow!' (when used in leetspeak)

by Rick Conant April 13, 2006

onslaught

1. A person who has no life, no skills, no brain and no clue.
2. A term used commonly around the world to describe a person who is hated by ALOT of ppl. Also see faggot, homo, dick head, retard, fucktard, moron, racist, asshole and idiot
3. A fucking gimp who hangs around TFC league forums complaining about rules of the league he doesnt even play in i.e. someone with absolutely no life

1. "Fuck I hate that stupid cunt Onslaught with an absolute passion."
2. "Fuck ur being such an onslaught today Darrin, stop being sucha fucking dick and die already."

by LP April 7, 2003