offensive strike

Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.

"Oh, man, those people won't clear out from the bottom of the unloading ramp- offensive strike!!!"

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

Comedic Offense

When you get assaulted by a clown.

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...

by Purble! December 12, 2020

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Sigh offensive

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.

"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"

by secretuser420 January 23, 2023

Offense

Facts don't care about you feelings

Hym "Again... My offense at the whore fucking that retard and the retard subsequently being brought women so no. Do the trans people offense matter to you? No. The only offense that matters to you is your own and it's only because you're not willing to not be the arbiter of superiority. Shill for the matriarchy or at least don't disparage it... Or else we get to take everything from you because freedom is doing what I want you to do..."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Charm Offensive

A concentrated attempt to gain favour or respectability by conspicuously cooperative or obliging behaviour. Also, the production of inconsequential changes, clarification of existing policies or rewording of existing policies to give the appearance of reform.

They launched an insincere charm offensive to reduce the public blowback from their previous offensive stance, statements and policies.

by Sir Palindrome December 24, 2023