Quaker Oats

Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?

Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!

by savetheicebears July 6, 2010

liberal oasis

a cool, progressive town (usually with a university) in an otherwise regressive, republican state.

let's go to the liberal oasis of Lawrence, Kansas and see Sonic Youth!

by Duckers November 4, 2007

Oats

Oats usually refers to the member of a group of friends that is generally made fun of most; although he often deserves it. It is not uncommon for an Oats to make a fool of himself often without intending to. He declines when asked to participate in fun activities, and is therefore commonly rejected by society.

Alex is such an Oats sometimes.

Don't be such an Oats.

Oats, nobody likes you. Get the hell out of here.

by K Brogs February 27, 2011

oasis

Between 1994-1996 oasis ruled, they made albums like (what's the story) morning glory which is the best album of the last 30 years.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

The Oasis

This is a sexual move involving 2 women and a man. The man fucks the girl in the ass and right as he is about to cum, pulls out. He then busts on the small of the girls back. Then, the other girl takes a body shot of his jizz right off her back. We call this the Oasis because there is a small pool of liquid in the vast desert of the back.

I know he gave her the shocker, but did he do the Oasis???

by Buc__Nasty November 16, 2009

Oaster Queef

when a man slides an oaster into a womans vaginal regions, and she queefs, sqquirting the oaster on his face.

Tino slid the giant oaster in ashleys vagg, and she oaster queefed it back into his eyes.

by coolkid4738292 March 23, 2011

Traffic Oasis

When you think you finally see the source of a traffic back-up on the highway, whether a stalled car, accident, cop, or some wild turkeys running across the highway, only to pass the offender, and discover there's something else further up ahead still causing back-up.

When he saw the tow truck and police lights on the shoulder, Mike thought the traffic would finally speed up. Unfortunately, it was just a traffic oasis and it took him another hour to get home.

by Spidertrain June 20, 2010