negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 05, 2016

Positively Negative

When negative news becomes positively the only news people are interested in.

The horrible accident that created a more horrific accident was POSITIVELY NEGATIVE and interesting.

by MajorThomasRandle March 05, 2015

Vye Neg

A Shit Talker Named “Lil Quanzy” Who Does Wtf He Wants, & Wherever He Wants... Don’t Trust Him Round Your Personal Belongings When He Has Black Forces On ! Oh And Don’t Trust Him Around Yo Hoe

“I’m a real VYE NEG i might fuck ya hoe”

by Imhisfuckingopp December 31, 2020

Neg Larynx

Basically a short version of a long and negative answer.
Negative = Neg
Larynx = noise, chat, etc

1: Did the guy have any Potent Chronic ?
2: Neg Larynx, he did have some shitty schwag though.

by DMCliff August 14, 2007

Negs

An extremely cooler way to say "negative".

You- "Hey, did homeboy ever get back to you about that blow?"

Me- "Negs.""

by shawtyyayykayy November 26, 2013

negative bitches

When ones bitch count is moving leftwards from zero.

I.E one who gets bitches but some run away to the left

Damn look at that shirt jacket combo that man gets negative bitches

by Canadian bacon November 04, 2013

negative orgasm

The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.

me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!

you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.

by agentdash February 06, 2014