To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011
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1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
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Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
by Julia Dream May 25, 2011
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We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.
by CookieMonster9 February 10, 2015
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My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016
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"Even though she's quite person but she is the only mursyieda that seem a small person but don't judge a book by it's cover" she may keep something from you as she is a secretes
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