Cinco De Moes

Cinco De Moes: A holiday easily confused with, but celebrated on the same day as Cinco De Mayo.

You Celebrating Cinco de Mayo?
Naw, I’m celebrating Cinco de Moes, At Moes, with a Phat Stack!!

by Moe’MoneyMoe’Problems April 30, 2019

Modesto

Norcal city, which is #1 in meth production, #1 in car theft, and #1 in fastest growing gang population. Famous for the Laci Peterson trial, Gary Condit trial, Chandra Levee trial, and other trials involving cheating and/or murdering women. It is bleeding with mexicans and crack heads and pussy imitation gangs. If you ever wind up here for God knows why, be prepared to smoke a lot of weed and search for your car once it's stolen. Other than that you will want to leave Methdesto once you get here because there is nothing to do. Also ask about the one-legged hooker.

"Gosh, Timmy, I could really go for some crack right now."

"The streets of Modesto are littered with crack! We will surely find some there."

by StoutMasterFlexx5000 April 28, 2008

molestar

A spanish word meaning to bother, annoy

molestar: no me molestas! - leave me alone, dont bother me

by nycsp January 11, 2007

bed mates

Another way of saying "friends with benefits."

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."

by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Pulling a Modest Mouse

where you go to the grocery store to buy some new friends because you hate all of yours

Its Friday night and no ones returned my phone calls, I think I'm going to be pulling a Modest Mouse.

by jetfresh June 18, 2011