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child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.
A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Molest

A word that means to make disturbed in the mind. Usually refers to An adult who forces themselves upon hapless children, yet it can mean many other things.
If there was a man like Edward H. Gein who murdered children and hung the bodies in his house, you'd forget quickly about that famous child molester.
by IcyHaku April 22, 2005
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Molestache

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.
That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache
by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010
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Morest

Going beyond "More" and "Most" there is Morest!
Steve Loves Rita Morest!
That says it all.
by Steve (who loves Rita Morest!) November 24, 2004
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Molesty

To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.
"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"
by Lize87 July 31, 2007
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molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.
You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010
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Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
by Storm Front December 18, 2012
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