dick muncher

a) one who enjoys giving head

b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
c) and if used literally, someone that actually enjoys eating dicks.

Guy being annoying

other guy "get the hell away from me you fucking dick muncher".

by niinii108 June 2, 2010

moocher

1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.

2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.

3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor

4. verb: to mooch

1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye

2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks

3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*

4. lets mooch over to her place later

by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004

Arse Muncher

A person whom enjoys the munching of arse. Sometimes in slang providing another person in jail with a 'Tossed Salad' will need an Arse Muncher to do the job. Although they munch, they rarely swallow anything that enters their mouth.

Also useful in the cleaning of the bowel.

Chris the dirty arse muncher managed to keep his arse unpenetrated while serving his jail term by munching on many an arse.

by Roberto Carlos July 21, 2004

Ass muncher

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

by Mr Munecricket February 21, 2009

pussy moocher

One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.

Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.

by Bennie November 28, 2004

dildo muncher

one that likes munching dildos.

"Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

Minge Muncher

A woman/man who likes to eat pussy

"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"

"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"

"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"

"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"

"Quite right! Would you care to?

"Oh! I would be honoured!"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015