Microsoftie

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.

Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.

by Tomas September 13, 2004

microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.

Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

Microscock

A penis so small a microscope is needed to see it.

I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my microscock and started laughing hysterically.

by Archie the dog January 19, 2009

Microsoft

A small, wide and not visible penis

Albert’s penis is such a Microsoft.

by Adub48 May 10, 2018

microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

microsoft word

The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".

Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!

by Max Dish June 10, 2007

microcosm

A solar system that fits in your eye.

"Staring straight up into the sky, oh my my! A solar system that fits in your eye... Microcosm."

by Pink Sheets December 28, 2005