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The Meaning Of Life

1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.

2. to find ways to make money and then die.

3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.

4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.

5. Nothing.

6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
by kristen June 28, 2003
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The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to transcend language. That way you will not be worrying so much about what "the meaning of life" means.
What life Mr & Mrs Zombie.
by Agent Slacker August 23, 2003
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When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.
Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003
by lolcakes August 3, 2009
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the meaning of life

1. 42
2. To reach your absolution.
3. survive the apocolypse in the final century, this one...
mummy, whats the meaning of life?
Mum: fuck off, tidy your room, and its 42 by the way
by Phill Stone May 5, 2004
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the meaning of life is to be born pay taxes and die. all the while living in a shit hole of the world
by jama December 23, 2004
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official meaning

A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.
Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."

Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
by QuacksO January 26, 2015
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For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.

For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan

I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
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