beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 9, 2019

Maxim Lazovsky

Maxim Lazovsky was born in Grozny, Chechnya. In 1992 he has organized a gang that was linked to the Chechen criminal groups which tried to control oil business in the regions neighbouring Chechnya.

"Oh fuck, that's Maxim Lazovsky!" "Hey that's the fuck who blew up Moscow's building" "FSB Agent Maxim Lazovsky linked to the Organized Crime, Owh Shite"

by Vory June 8, 2009

malemeltoe

When a man's pants are so tight that it splits his balls apart, also know as "splitting the boys in two".

He must be from Brooklyn, look at the size of his malemeltoe. He must work out look at the size of his malemeltoe.

by dick laroa April 27, 2011

maxamoral

Making the most of the amorality experienced by the secular humanist; maximizing the advantage of not being obliged to any moral standards.

In a manic maxamoral fit, he could not recall if he had paid the prostitute before dismembering her, but of course he had, that was whole reason he had robbed that liquor store in the first place; he promptly untied the bag and took his money back.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

maxamud

Maxamud is a guy , very young an talented , he really loves his mother an would never let her down , he loves perfumes and watches an he likes to dress nice

Maxamud is a caring person .

by Alamanzahara September 23, 2017

maxendre

Max also, known as Maxendre, a species that is almost distinct. Sometimes he comes out his hole.
Maxendre is also known for being the master of memes, meaning there is no meme he hasn't seen.
If he had the chance to be paid for making memes he would do it as a fulltime job.

You're just like a Maxendre!
I want to become like Maxendre!
I'm Maxendre.

by A-arun May 11, 2018

Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!

Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!

by boobcak December 4, 2018