Pulling a marden

1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!

2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability

Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to

Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden

Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden

Bob:

by Pixar June 28, 2009

marauders map

The Marauders Map is when you take home a random girl and are doing her from behind. When you are about to cum you pull out cum on her back slap it with your “magic wand” and say mischief managed.

Dude I totally pulled a Marauders Map on that chick i took home last night

by geoe1 July 18, 2014

marapets

A site copying a crappy site...I never knew you could actually get that low....

*snickering at marapets* What a gay site...

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

Marder

An Italian that likes it up the arse

I wanna get me some marder tonight

by Sam Bence June 25, 2005

anal marauder

the action of fucking your girl in the ass and then dumping her afterwards

i am the anal marauder ........ for just before i break up with a bitch i plug her in her ass

by alpha25 August 23, 2006

maradona

i am better than him

i've done all the stuffs he did and more. hand-of-god goal, beating-5-players goal, you name it, i've done it. i am yet to snort cocaine though. maradona who?

by Lionel Messi January 14, 2008

Pussy Marauder

1. A man who loves to chase and hit pussy in serious numbers. A man who thinks about pussy to distraction,and has the ability to get pussy onto the workbench, and get the scalp. A man who is both passionate and fearless when it comes to cunt, and isn`t intimidated by the consequences after he`s nailed it to the cross.Any man has just gotta bounce his balls off any piece of ass regardless of colour or creed!

"Are you sure Shannon ain`t a fagg? Holy Fuck No! He`s a PUSSY MARAUDER! He`s nailed more cunt than you`ve had hot dinners!"

by Shannon Coles. November 19, 2007