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llama

An adorable animal the world decided to obsess over in 2015. It's fluffy, and...actually, I'm pretty sure that's all we cared to learn about them. We were still obsessed with them, but rather than learning about them, we made a song about them! Ah, humanity.
The llama song:
"Fluffy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama! Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama!"
See? We were obsessed with them, but not really anything about them as an animal...just them.
by strawbfairy December 28, 2015
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llama song

A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)

(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)

happy llama (regular llama, see above)

sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)

totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)

super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)

drama llama (llama hands kissing)

big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)

baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)

crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)

don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)

what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)

fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)

more (roll hands over eachother)

fish (hand out in front again)

turtle (make the awkward turtle)

UH (bring turtle towards your chest)

unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)

peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)

The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
by esteeach July 28, 2011
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Porch Llama

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.
The porch llamas down that road creep me out.
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A super awesome ska band (formerly Llama Tsunami and the Without Helmet) involving a killer horn section, "godly" vocals, and some crazy-assed dancing. Download their album, Get Serious!, stat.
Guy one: Did you see that super awesome, really sweaty ska band the other day?

Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?
by YouthOpA August 24, 2011
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lima lima

phonetic military slang term for a telephone land line.
Sergeant Duke tried calling on the radio but the call failed so he went to the CP to use the lima lima.
by blozo August 23, 2011
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Llamacorn

A magical animal created by razi rawani. A mix between a llama an a unicorn. The most amazing creature in the world
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