leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.

1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.

by sarfy September 14, 2009

Def Leapord

Uh, I think you mean def leppard

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by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Lusty Leapfrog

Straddle your man (lying on his back) and slowly lower yourself onto his pelvis, sliding his penis inside you as you go. But rather than sitting down in a straddle position, raise yourself up off him in a squatting position. Put your hands on his thighs, stomach, rib cage or upper chest for support. Start by sliding yourself up and down his member by lifting your lower body up and down — a totally different motion than going forward and back like regular woman-on-top. Vary your pace, starting with some fast, teasingly shallow thrusts that touch only the tip of his penis, then move down into deep, slower thrusts that envelop him completely. The fabulous friction you'll create will give you the double bonus of amazing sensations all along the edge of your vaginal opening when you pump shallow and on your G-spot when you pump deep. And if you try leaning backward and resting your hands on his thighs and knees, the sensation will even spread to your clitoris — and the natural arching of your back will open up your body for him to fondle.

Lusty, Leapfrog Lusty Leapfrog

by renee999 October 24, 2008

leapover

n. A rare phenomena, similar in severity to a hangover, but occurring on the second day after heavy drinking with a strangely deceiving, asymptomatic day in between.

Ralph was power-drinking at the party on Friday night to the point where he almost passed out. He was up early on Saturday claiming no ill effects, only to suffer a debilitating leapover all day Sunday.

by Tagz January 18, 2010

leapfrog

A sex position similar to doggy style. The bottom partner instead of supporting herself on her hands, uses her forearms and elbows or, to angle deeper still, her forehead to the floor with arms spreadeagle on the floor or crossed above/beneath her head. The angle allows for deeper penetration and penetration at a more downward angle than doggy style. Can also increase nipple stimulation.

My guy has been doing me doggy style for years. We tried the leapfrog and it was SO much better! His penis went in deeper and angled forward so he was hitting my g-spot. And depending on how far down i lay, my nipples were rubbing the carpet/sheets, etc. as he pounded me.

by Nerdgrrl November 28, 2011

Leapfrogging

When men lay on a floor and a woman hops from penis to penis like a frog

Wow watch how Jordan is leapfrogging from penis to penis so good.

by Magic tiger December 16, 2019

leaper

A person who commits suicide by jumping from a great height. Mostly used by cops, EMS personnel and crime reporters.

The leaper had jumped from the 23rd floor of the Hyatt Regency's atrium, landing on the piano bar.

by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005