Laketard

A person who drinks and bathes in sewer tainted lakewater

Dont swim in that!!.You will turn into a laketard!

by Dirtleg Laketard October 5, 2019

lametard

Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense

Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.

by A rems December 16, 2008

laptop hippies

People usually rich who prefer to be dirty smelly hippies but embrace and have a solid grasp of technology.

Look at all of those laptop hippies under the tree updating their blog in between games of hacky sack.

by Fitz78 November 28, 2007

laptop dj

1. A DJ that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the assistance of midi controllers, CD or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.

S3rl - Press Play Walk Away:

Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync

by theo880 November 11, 2013

Lape

1)Unconditional love for dolphins
2)A extreme case of over achiever
3)The opposite of George.
4)Anti-George

"That Matt, he is so Lape for that Dolphin."
"Dude, don't Lape that exam."
"Are you laping me right now?"
"Haha, you just got lape."

by Issam March 31, 2008

laptop

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

by Dan the n00b slayer November 20, 2006

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 11, 2010