klink

(v.) To Klink someone is to hit someone over the head with a German World War 2 entrenching tool in a comical manner.

omfg i klinked j00! haHaHAhAha

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

klineh

A lonely soulseek stain.

05Dec08 18:43:00klineh aheauheaueah
05Dec08 18:11:22Victoria-R klineh aheuaheu
05Dec08 18:11:26Victoria-R I don't like that..

by nautsonurchin December 17, 2008

Klink

A derogatory term for Klingons.

The word would be used in much the same fassion as Paki or Chink (Racist names for Pakistani and Chinese people)

I hate those nasty klinks, they keep beating up my buddy

by Zebramanii February 25, 2011

klingy

its like clingy with a c. But replace that with a k. "Klingy"

Klingy Kinky Kirsh :)

by CrustyChristy June 3, 2017

Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.

So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.

by Ordyflava October 17, 2011

Klinge

The instance when your boxer's get lodged between the crack in your buttox.

Justin woke up with some Klinge, and was unable to free his boxers from his crack.

by Jzupp June 27, 2006

Klinghoffer

short, bald, hard nosed new yorker, self proclaimed 'rain maker', has a penchant for taking a bottle of goose to the face

dude, you totally klinghoffered that chick last night.

by pitbullzzzz February 12, 2010