Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010

keebler klan

A clan of keeblers consisting primarily of Rob, Zatch, Adam, DJ Tard, Rockin Robin, and occasionally Myrle

"You're such a keebler, go join the keebler clan!!"

by Christy February 11, 2003

keeblerization

When a person has been baffled by a sudden outburst of intellectual speech.

Someone mentions that they like piercings, and suddenly someone begins to speak of the origins as such being from the Myans and the Inkas as offerings to their gods.

by Tara May 26, 2004

Keebler

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.

Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!

by tlet March 27, 2008

Keebler Elf

(noun) - Whore/slut

In Kevin Hart's movie, "Think Like a Man", the girls refer to their vagina as their "cookie". Keeber Elves issue out their cookies to the community.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is out here giving it up to everyone."
Guy 2: "I know man, she's a Keebler Elf."

by RyanTheLion September 29, 2012

Keebler

Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.

My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!

by RadioWhiskey October 20, 2020

Keeled

Even-keeled; chill, moderate personality

"Aye dude I'm talking to Britt a lot lately, you heard anything about her?"
"Nah man nothing bad, I heard she's pretty keeled. She's prolly just really into you or some bullshit."

by youngturksquad June 6, 2018