Johannah 

Johannah is super cool, they love animals, and they will do anything for their friends. They are SUPER flirty and for some reason just has this unintentional attractiveness that is genuinly unreal. They make friends fast but extremely loyal. They love when people flirt with them and ofcourse flirting back. They know they're hot.

Damn, Johannah looking good

Johannah by onces4leni March 8, 2022

a Johannes 

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.

He did a Johannes to his girlfriend

a Johannes by TheJohannes January 29, 2021

Johan / Johannes 

Johan is the definition of sexy.

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.

Johan / Johannes by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020

Johan Mode 

Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!

Look at him, he is going Johan Mode!

Damn his KD is crazy high, he is totally going Johan Mode.

Johan Mode by ZaleDH October 5, 2020

johan 

the hottest fucking person you will ever see. he is very humble.... the perfect guy, he likes playing video games but is also quite athletic. Johan is the role model in his class and family, he earns nice grades and enjoys a lot of activities.

everyone wants to fuck johan!
he is so hot!
i wish i was johan

johan by agummygumball February 4, 2021

Crunchy Johansson

Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.

Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.

Crunchy Johansson by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013

Scarlett Johannson 

A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.

'Scarlett Johannson is a fashion icon'

Scarlett Johannson by h August 31, 2008