by Harvey mamma June 10, 2021
Get the Jo momma mug.Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
by Maugh October 12, 2021
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Or terrible terror fit like GODZILLA
GOES THRU TOKYO CITY
DOPE FEINING FOR THE BASE LINE
SUPER FIRE POWER!!Jo-jo zzilla
Or terrible terror fit like GODZILLA
GOES THRU TOKYO CITY
DOPE FEINING FOR THE BASE LINE
SUPER FIRE POWER!!Jo-jo zzilla
' Rene '!Oh my LORD did you see that Jo-jo zzilla girl ok lok at her ass I bet she is one of those Rap artists girlfriend
' Henry ' NO SEE IS A Jo-jo zzilla look out here she comes down the street Everyone run for your Life's and don't look in her eyes she'll want to TALK! Jo-jo zzilla
' Henry ' NO SEE IS A Jo-jo zzilla look out here she comes down the street Everyone run for your Life's and don't look in her eyes she'll want to TALK! Jo-jo zzilla
by H.D. the man! November 30, 2022
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