Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab February 18, 2018
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Innocent Rebel

1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.

2. My handle.
Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.

Example #2

Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?

Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.
by innocent rebel June 23, 2022
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Innocent Horny

The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is
Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
by TheKingofBeans December 02, 2021
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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface April 26, 2011
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innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.
Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander
by Drunk1 June 17, 2017
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