Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Junhui's husband

It's another way to call YanAn from Pentagon.
Since they have been dating for a long time.

X: Oh! Is that Wen Junhui's husband?
Z: Yeah, that's YanAn. They are a lovely couple.
X: Sweet.

by seventeen carat April 13, 2022

Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.

Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.

by aerosoldoll August 6, 2022

Dio's Husband

Ben Shapiro

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."

by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married

*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”

by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021

marine husband

A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.

The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.

by JJGYET March 14, 2015

Huberman Husband

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.

"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"

by too_hot_to_handle November 6, 2023